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You sick little bunny. I still laughed though

I would totally thank you if I could Brightside but I don't have the power.

Someone's said my post is rubbish!

Damn your eyes.

It doesn't do anything, Verm?

I have no buttons, I can't even tell where I am posting from.

Boo. They've removed it. The first picture is the fire engine coming up to the granny on the bicycle. The next picture had the fire truck off a bit in the distance with the granny and her bike lying on the road as if she'd been hit by a fire truck.

I am sad to have missed that, I would have laughed long time.

I'm in Cambridge area today? Is the google map tracker frightened to come into Wales atfuckingall? Topcat in Swindon is nearer to it than me.

One is in Bath you god damn lurker.

Who is the one in Bath then? I can only see you on the West of the map. In Swindon.

Do you work in Swindon too, or just live there?

I suspect the map isn't overly reliable.

We so need the snooty smiley.

One does neither in Swindon, one does it all in the home of poshness.

What is the issue with Swindon, anyway?

All I know about it is Top Gear went there on a driving challenge once. The one where Richard Hammond has the ancient yellow porsche. I heart that episode.

All of those middle English types on that there other place couldn't deal with the fact that I am posher than they so they started spreading the lie that I was from Swindon.

Swindon is a shit pit you see.

Hasn't Swindon got the original Spearmint Rhino?

I don't think I've done more than drive past it, and it looked a bit grey. No different to Newport really. Except maybe Swindon has bigger shops. See, it's all posher to me, TC: Newport, Swindon, England, Jersey.

Lucretia wrote:Hasn't Swindon got the original Spearmint Rhino?

Thats Slough, isn't it?

Do you live in Newport BS? Are you one of the millions of Welsh types that invade my fair City during the Christmas Fair week?

I'm the poshest anyway, I live in* a 13th Century baronial hall.

*Next to.

I live in a former brewery overlooking the River Avon. *proper posh*

Topcat wrote:

Do you live in Newport BS?

Jesus Christ, no! I've been there once but I've blocked all memory of it out. I did go to Bath once for a Day Out At The Races. Not as in Posh Espresso Day Out At The Races mind, it was a work trip and we were handed a four pack of stella as we stepped on the bus at 9am, so it was never going to be an elegant do.

I live next door to a homeless drop in shelter. I think that makes me the poshest.

The hilarious thing is, Topcat's probably the most common poster here.

Brightside wrote:

Topcat wrote:

Do you live in Newport BS?

Jesus Christ, no! I've been there once but I've blocked all memory of it out. I did go to Bath once for a Day Out At The Races. Not as in Posh Espresso Day Out At The Races mind, it was a work trip and we were handed a four pack of stella as we stepped on the bus at 9am, so it was never going to be an elegant do.

Oh thats fine work, and the only way to do the races, I reckon. Doing it the posh way is only worth it if you are single and have free champagne tokens to throw about at the posh birds.

Lucretia wrote:The hilarious thing is, Topcat's probably the most common poster here.

I am sure that it is this very fact that used rankle with so many of the snobs you know. Seriously.

You need to get the snooty smilie and name it Topcat just for him then. And maybe rename it Freakshow on Sundays for Verm. Marms and I had a conversation about who was the poshest blander the other day, Lu; she didn't even mention you once when she listed all the most poshest.

The last time I did the races we decanted a fuckton of wine into 2 litre platic lemonade bottles, went and sat on the grass and I put a tenner on a horse called Marlborough something because I liked the name and it came in at 18-1. That was a fucking brilliant day.

Brightside wrote:Marms and I had a conversation about who was the poshest blander the other day, Lu; she didn't even mention you once when she listed all the most poshest.

I will post that picture of her with the owl if she's not careful. Mind you, for some reason my Wigan accent is coming back, strongly. I have no idea why.