Who is Online?

That map thing is crap. I'm in St Asaph today.

Lucretia wrote:

Brightside wrote:I'm in Chelmsford again and there's a lurker in Manchester, which must mean that's bound to be someone who really lives in County Clare

Which probably means Suds is lurking.

It would probably be wise if all foreigners partaking in Guesting, actually did so while on holiday in the UK.

On holiday in Leeds would be a perfect disguise, seeing as it likes to think everyone is there, having an enormous, Yorkshire Based party.

Why would you go on holiday to Leeds? That's a horrendous suggestion.

I used to go to Leeds every fortnight, a while ago. Not on holiday, though. Mostly to get pished.

I can quite honestly inform you all that I am NOT in Leeds.

I am virtually 32.9 miles away from where I should be.

This pleases me.

There is a virtual me out there having fun whilst I work. Good for him.

I could have been the Manchester lurker. Sometimes I lurk on here. Depends how I feel. Meh.

I automiatically lurk whenever I first come back to the site as all cookies get cleared when I shutdown FF. It's a nuisance mind as you can't easily see what threads have new posts unless you log in straight away.

Why do you clear all your cookies when you shut down firefox then?

I use my work laptop often at home as it's quicker. Work surfing is done on IE and anything wrong (like here) is done on FF. I picked the automatic cleardown of private data in case I die one day, and my work colleagues forever talk about me as Brightside/Brighty/XXXJugs etc.

Brightside wrote:I picked the automatic cleardown of private data in case I die one day, and my work colleagues forever talk about me as Brightside/Brighty/XXXJugs etc.

To be fair, in that situation, it won't matter a fat amount if they do. Plus, if they find all the forums, the last thing they are going to be thinking and talking about is what you called yourself.

I am correctly in London. When at home, I should be in Chelmsford, but I think it shows Brighton (I rarely log on at home though).

I still can't see the fucking map.

Retard.

Click on "Home" at the top left, then scroll down and click on "Who is Online"

That is rather ace, and it has me spot on.

There is someone from the US too, apparently.

That is mr googlebot.

Ah, good thinking. I never looked to check the name, but that make sense.

You can zoom right in and see your town, the fun non-working me is in Great Dunbow, Chelmsford apparently. And don't feel bad about not finding it, TC; I can totally out-retard you as I've just been to this link and I still don't know how to make a fucking call.

And now my nephew has just texted me back and called me an actual retard for not being able to do it I'm sure I've got a faulty phone as I've tapped the number and nothing.

I don't think iphones are able to make calls. They just swoosh pictures across the screen and people with them bore you in the pub by showing you the apps they've paid actual money for that are of no actual use. Nobody actually uses them to phone people!

Apparently people on TMT find it offensive when you post about roasting and eating a forumites faeces. Who knew

Brightside wrote:You can zoom right in and see your town, the fun non-working me is in Great Dunbow, Chelmsford apparently. And don't feel bad about not finding it, TC; I can totally out-retard you as I've just been to this link and I still don't know how to make a fucking call.

I used to live near there, its a nice part of the world.

I refuse to pay actual real life money for apps. And anyway, I now know you've been talking utter bollox, as while talking to our external IT guy for help on synching work email with it - I quietly asked him at the end of the call how to erm, make a call. He didn't seem perturbed at all to help me, so I bet EVERYONE has the same trouble :snooty:

And would TMT'ers prefer that you poach them, or put them in a coddler?