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Dolphin Derby wrote:Apparently people on TMT find it offensive when you post about roasting and eating a forumites faeces. Who knew
Bum sex is also off limits, Alan.
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Topcat- Badger
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Bum sex is also off limits, Alan.
Sofa- Badger
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Great Dunmow is lovely. A mate of mine lives there. It's only about half an hour from me.
I wish I knew why it shows me as being in Leeds. Dumb map.
I wish I knew why it shows me as being in Leeds. Dumb map.
Topcat- Badger
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Are you in Essex as well then, Soafalan?
I always get confused as to where you are from. To me you are like Mole from Jamie and the Magic Torch as you just seem to pop up everywhere.
I always get confused as to where you are from. To me you are like Mole from Jamie and the Magic Torch as you just seem to pop up everywhere.
Sofa- Badger
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I live in the Essex/Suffolk/Cambridge border. I do my shopping in Suffolk, I work in Essex and I drink coffee in Cambridge.
mojojojo- Badger
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Sofa wrote:I live in the Essex/Suffolk/Cambridge border.
I am imagining that you live in a giant hedge now, Sofa.
Topcat- Badger
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Yes. A giant hedge right under the flightpath out of Stanstead.
I lived in Witham and Galleywood on and off. I like it up there, a lot.
I lived in Witham and Galleywood on and off. I like it up there, a lot.
mojojojo- Badger
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My mind cannot separate Galleywood and Great Baddow. I have no idea why, but it's a pain when trying to navigate.
Topcat- Badger
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Well, one backs on to the other I suppose and you have to go through one to get to the other if you are on the 41 (or was it 51), but into town.
I thought you were in London, Mojo?
I thought you were in London, Mojo?
mojojojo- Badger
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I'm in Chelmsford. I work in London. And post from Brighton.
Topcat- Badger
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Oh right. That is a complicated life you have going on there.
Topcat- Badger
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Dukes. I did Dukes, and Reds.
Brightside- Wanker
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I thought Mojo was in Wales.
Sofa- Badger
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Mojo, I do pretty much live in a giant hedgerow. I had to cut back the hedges around the house over the summer and worked out that it was about 100ft of hedges that were over 4ft deep in places. No wonder it took me three days.
mojojojo- Badger
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I have been to Wales.
Sofa, that was an unexpected response!
Sofa, that was an unexpected response!
Cerise- Badger
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Mojo is now apparently heading towards Sofa's house.
Puzzler- Badger
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In a large Tupperware box?Sofa wrote:I do pretty much live in a giant hedgerow.
Marmalade Fires- Wanker
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She's Lu's ideal woman, then.
Brightside- Wanker
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Brilliant. I now have lovely image of Lu rammaging around in Sofa's bush for her box.
Brightside- Wanker
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Rummaging I mean.
Dolphin Derby- Wanker
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Rammaging in sofa's bush?
Are you channeling dolphin derby?
Are you channeling dolphin derby?
Lucretia- Wanker
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Brightside wrote:Brilliant. I now have lovely image of Lu rammaging around in Sofa's bush for her box.
I am torn between admiration for you managing to fit that much innuendo into one post and possibly banning you.
Sofa- Badger
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Genu-lol. A tupperware box would probably be warmer than my home. Last time Lu was here she didn't rammage about in my bush in search of a box, but there's always hope for next time.
Brightside- Wanker
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Lucretia wrote:Brightside wrote:Brilliant. I now have lovely image of Lu rammaging around in Sofa's bush for her box.
I am torn between admiration for you managing to fit that much innuendo into one post and possibly banning you.
Where will I go if you do??And photos from your next Lu-Meet would be great if you could manage it, Sofe.
Sofa- Badger
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There are no plans for the next Lu-Meet. I think she's finally worked out that I live in the Arse End Of Nowhere and civilisation can't be reached unless you don't drink.
Marmalade Fires- Wanker
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Brightside wrote:Lucretia wrote:Brightside wrote:Brilliant. I now have lovely image of Lu rammaging around in Sofa's bush for her box.
I am torn between admiration for you managing to fit that much innuendo into one post and possibly banning you.
Back in your binbag, that's where.
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