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Curses. My cunning plan has been blown.

I don't glass people. I find the back spray of blood too difficult to get out of silk dahlings

I never knew that otter was Glaswegian and posh. I always imagined her to be English middle-class, bimbling about in the southern down somewhere and occasionally calling people 'darling'. How funny.

My northern accent is well getting worse. I am going to have practise speaking RP all weekend or something. I even managed a gotfort today and I don't think I've said that since I was sixteen.

Marmalade Fires wrote:Sheila, for a Wigan accent, don't think oo, think ooo. 'I have a coook boook'.

I did that for Marlboro Light on TMT. It's from when I used to be able to talk posh. It's an education for Sheila, though.

What's a gotfort?

Other than the Loooks and Boooks, that is indeed a bit posh, Lu. I have just had a brief look in my photobucket for the voice recording I did trying to imitate Simon cunting his way through a rugby game when we did accents on Bland. I believe I sounded more like him than he did. Although, granted, I've never actually heard him, I'm still positive I did. Unfortunately I can't find any of my voice recordings I did at that time, so there's no evidence to back this up

I don't sound at all posh but fortunately I also dont' sound like I spent the first 18 years of my life in Dorset which is a massive blessing.

I shound like I'm from der Nederlandsh, ja.

Gotfort is awful. It's entirely specific to Wigan and heard nowhere else, and is an abbreviation of 'I have got for to go to' which is so grammatically unsound it's untrue. Only Wigan could add more words to something then abbreviate it to something so completely incomprehensible. Eg: 'Gotfort go shop' is actually, 'I have to go to the shop'.

If you're really lucky, I will record this for you later.

Brightside wrote:I have just had a brief look in my photobucket for the voice recording I did trying to imitate Simon cunting his way through a rugby game when we did accents on Bland. I believe I sounded more like him than he did. Although, granted, I've never actually heard him, I'm still positive I did. Unfortunately I can't find any of my voice recordings I did at that time, so there's no evidence to back this up

Bugger. I could record him for the final of the Rugby League Four Nations then we could all try to get as many swearwords into one sentence as he does? I don't know how he manages it, he should probably go in the Guiness Book of Records.

'I have got for to go to'

My eyes and brain are hurting a little bit now.

Marmalade Fires wrote:

'I have got for to go to'

My eyes and brain are hurting a little bit now.

It's a bit similar to the Bristolian "where's that to?"

Both of them make me want to kill people. That is infact the only reason that they are at all similar. Murderous otter rage.

ottervoe wrote: "where's that to?"

Over by there, mun.

Lucretia wrote:

Marmalade Fires wrote:Sheila, for a Wigan accent, don't think oo, think ooo. 'I have a coook boook'.

I did that for Marlboro Light on TMT. It's from when I used to be able to talk posh. It's an education for Sheila, though.

In the nicest possible way, what the fuck was that?!

Something is not quite right here.

I'm sure the middle of the yorkshire dales would be a lovely place to be posting from, but I'm just pretty sure I'm not there.

You must be a lying troll then, Freakshow. It's the only explanation. You can't expect us to believe that Google maps is lying, can you?

Apparently I'm in the Yorkshire Dales, near Skipton.

Ondine is also lurking again :waves: and someone on the west coast of America is having a nose about too :wavesagain:

West coast of America is googlebot I reckon.

Ondine is again here yes.

Brightside apparently lives in Yorkshire as well.

We possibly all have the same ISP then, apart from Ondine and the googlebot, obviously.

I think the American one is a bot (unless it's Lu's wankey stalker again). Ondine mind isn't a bot, she's just the oldest person on the internet and likes to tell everyone she is every time she writes on the internet. Even when she logs into sites, her password is probably "I am the oldest person on the internet, therefore I must be the wisest even though I'm a COMPLETE cock"

Brightside, it's not nice to mock the afflicted. She probably needs the fan on her laptop to cool her down when she's having yet another of her menopausal hot flushes, poor old dear.

Freakoid actually does live in Brighton according to mine.

But I live in Bristol apparently. Prrf, as if.

I was just about to post something about Onds too, and some weird clearly psychic feeling prevented me. Hiya Onds! Hope you're ok.

Yes, now I'm at home it has relocated me to Brighton. Batvia obviously thinks that I commute to yorkshire every day.