Worst Parent

Because there ought to be something on here that Sofa can win. And Marmo is on there because she is a cat mummy as well.*


*She's going to kill me for that.

You don't have enough "jo"s on Mojojojo.

I voted for Ruby because I voted for her on the other thread.

I've voted for Verm because he played his X-Box when he should have been cuddling his new baby.

I multi-tasked and did both :nods:

Cerise wrote:You don't have enough "jo"s on Mojojojo.

I don't know how many jo's there are in Mojojojojojojojojojojojo.

I voted for Marmo. She must have punched that cat by now.

Surely it has to be Vauge for all the torment that she inflicts on that poor stuffed thing

Huh. Torment? That's what she inflicts on me, that selfish witch.

If I don't win then I'm leaving. End of.

Yeah. You forgot to list me in the 'best' voting, but I'm top of the fucking list in this one.

Deserved as well. I really am an abject fucking cunt. A witless, loathsome toss burger.

You have some uses. they are limited, of course, but I suppose you can't help that.

*taps fingers gently on desk whilst giving Lu a *purposeful look*.

I have voted for Sofa, purely because she seems upset that she never wins anything.

I'd like to vote for Lu as she can't even spell her own forum's name in the poll But naturally she was very cunning and left herself off the list.

I am the best parent on here. I do hope that Sheila reads this.

Fuck! I forgot to put Sheila on the list as well.

Another classic Pancreatic failure.

I AM NOT A FAILURE. I am in a cardigan, this is evidence of inability to FAIL.

I have told you, cardigans are an AUTOMATIC fail.

Jesus.

This one is, actually.

I don't know what possessed me to buy it. I look matronly. I'm so ashamed of it, I've hidden it under my scarf.

And a scarf.

You want to be careful that Compo doesn't chase you down a hill in his bath.

It's fucking freezing up here, I can hardly doss about in a bikini. My bits would go blue.

Don't move to the coldest part of the world then.

You sound like those other sorts who want our money every couple of weeks because they live on a flood plain, or in the shadow of a volcano.

Well, hello, its not as though the mortgage on your mud hut is very big, you can quite literally upsticks and move you know.

I'm going to get collection boxes made: Campaign for Lucretia's Cardigans.

Simon rants about drought ridden peoples who live on tribal lands 25 miles from the river. Why don't you just move to the river!!!

I frequently have to turn the news off to protect my eardrums.

But Simon is 100% correct. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

I have voted for Sofa, as she seems keen to win!

I have no votes on either poll. I am the most ordinary parent.