The Non-Existent Invite List

VRB [is brilliant. Have you seen her gas man post? It's beautiful.

VRB smokes enormous menthol fags. She deserves respect just for this.

And I believe she drinks lots too, wine and vodka. We NEED her.

But... She eats ridiculous amounts of food and doesn't get fat. I'm not sure we want to encourage that sort of nonsense.

She is but young. It will catch up with her.

If Freakoid is right; can you not just postpone her invite for a few years until she's of a certain age. Have a fag and think about it; you'll no doubt forget like you forgot all about inviting about poor Ted.

Ooops. I shall get to it.

Where is the Lounge and can I have a link to it please?

It's here, but you can't read it until you're registered and authorised and they're screening registrations. Best use a name they will know and get Smalex or ted or someone to vouch for you.

Ta.

If I register, Bat, will you vouch for me? Pretty please?

I could try but I only managed to post about four times over there and there's only Dazz, Lily and Smalex have half a clue who I am.

In the cold light of day I've realised I don't actually need another forum to not quite belong to. This one'll do just fine.

I was approved today and have had a bit of a look around but it's mainly people from HB that I don't really know and the sigs already make me want to poke eyes out with a spoon.

I found a didn't have a lot to contribute, because it was a lot of people asking for relationship advice. And I don't give relationship advice.

Is that why no one has come over from there yet? Maybe you should make a relationshop forum just for them, Bats. I also think you should make it your duty as Admin, to post advice to at least one thread a day on it. You've done smilies, a bit of rellie advice'll be easy.

I'm utterly crap at giving out rellies advice and other people's problems bore me. Perhaps I should reconsider training as a counsellor?

Having absolutely no clue about, or previous experience of forums till TMT I had a poke about HB last week. Was it always that shit and whiney?

It was quite good fun years and years ago but has been shite since around 2005ish. The management have made the board an absolute nightmare to use and the people that post are as much fun as a kick in the fanny.

I don't know if it was just bad lurking skills on my part but it just seemed that most of the posts I looked at were whining about other members or there posts. I failed to see the point.

I owned Handbag. Back in the day.

I had a great avatar on handbag. I wonder if my account is still active.

I think I have a log in over there, I re-registered a couple of years back for a little while.

Bah. It appears they've deleted my account at some stage in the last 7 years or so.

What avatar did you have over there, Freakoid?