Black polo necks

I do not own black polo necks as I do not have to hide love bites and I am not a gay man.

I do not own a black polo neck, because it would make me look silly.

I was at a Radiohead gig once and every single other person in the row I was in had a black polo neck on. Mind, I bet marmalade Fires' music tastes are so sophisticated she even considers Radiohead to be beneath her.

I like black polo necks, I think they look rather natty. They'r a bit of a stapple of mine, actually. I don't know what this says about me, though.

I am quite interested in hearing some later Radiohead, btw, it sounds quite interesting. OK Computer, that's the album I'd like to hear.

I may add some songs that I like to this thread later. I know they will be ignored, but I'm going to do it, anyway, so 'nuuuuurrrrrrrrr'. Actually, I bet Luther'll have a listen.

I do not own a black polo neck as I don't have a shit goatee or play in a wanky jazz band.

I do not own a black polo neck because I do not wish to look like I have one giant monoboob (Simpson style monorail with added jazz hands) that is trying to take over the world.

I don't own a black polo neck as I have taste.

Marmalade Fires wrote:I like black polo necks, I think they look rather natty. They'r a bit of a stapple of mine, actually. I don't know what this says about me, though.

I've got several too, and had one on for most of today. I'm also an old fan of radiohead. Don't let that fool you into knowing my musical tastes mind, as I also have Beyonce and Neil Diamond alternating in my car atm.

Christ. "Stapple". What's up with me at the moment?

I used to wear black polo necks a lot until I realised they made me look as if I had a giant monoboob.

I don't have that problem. Emphatically.

bitch

Marmalade Fires wrote:Christ. "Stapple". What's up with me at the moment?

I thoroughly enjoyed it though

I don't own a black polo neck because I am a cardigan girl through and through. I did once buy the solar-powered torch of the garment world, i.e. a sleeveless woolly polo neck. No really. I got it home and for months brought it out, tried it on and put it away wondering what possible occasion would call for a high neck and bare arms.

Oh wait, this is about music isn't it? I once spent a year living in a Foo Fighters hoodie that was two sizes too big. I thought I was well cool. I was not.

ottervoe wrote:bitch

Something would be nice, though.

I have more than one sleeveless poloneck.

And I am pleased you are enjoying my inability to spell.

I thoroughly enjoyed the prickly pair.

Prickly pair was just awful. Derek was extremely sweet to ignore it.

Leap wrote:I did once buy the solar-powered torch of the garment world, i.e. a sleeveless woolly polo neck.

I had a fawn one of these. Fawn. And I found many opportunities to wear it. God.

I have a forest green one. And about three blak ones, and a grey one.

Marmalade Fires wrote:three blak ones

Is this a joke now?

You shouldn't mock Marm. She's differently abled. She's trying as hard as she can but her feeble brain is holding her back

But when do you wear it? WHEN? If it's cold enough to need a polo neck, surely it's too cold to have bare arms? Are you then covering your bare arms with a cardigan? Aren't your arms still cold? I am confused. I think I wore it once and felt Wrong all day and no matter how many times after that I tried to make it work [/Tim Gunn] I couldn't.

In black polo neck news, I found myself in Primark trying one on this morning before work. I suspect mind control. Marm

I can't actually remember WHEN I wore my fawn sleevless polo neck, but I bet you I looked good in it :nods:

In before work news, I bought an iphone 3gs as I had to go to the bank first. I sort of fell into the Orange shop, stood around looking nonchalant while being furiously buggered (in front of other people!) then came out with an iphone. It is white and is seriously making my mouth water. :lovepop:

Apple are Satan's consumer electronic manufacturer of choice. And nothing electrical should EVER be white. That is all.

I am a lover of Satan. The white casing utterly fucking rocks too. How can it not?? It's got delicate chrome bits too!

I have the rage. Sadly, I may have to kill again.

What about fridges? They're almost always white. Poor, maligned fridges.