Meerkat Moaner

Has anyone actually noticed this?

What exactly are we supposed to be noticing?

I HAVE CHANGEWD THE FORUM NAME.

But nobody likes meerkats.

Sorry, I meant to say "Thank you for your wonderful effort"

Freakoid wrote:But nobody likes meerkats.

Other meerkats do. You can tell that this is the case by the continued existence of meerkats.

This is true, but I'm fairly sure none of the members of this forum are meerkats.

I liked meerkats until I saw them close up at Bristol Zoo; they stank and were eating raw eggs and being not cute. :fickle:

I went to the local garden centre this week. They have all their Christmas decorations on display, for sale, and in amongst the garish Father Christmases and Reindeers, they also had Christmas Meercats. I'd buy one for you Bats but they were £69.99.

I would like to kill every single one of the useless fucking cunts who work for comparethemarket.com and especially the fucking shit-twat marketing cunters that produced that piece of fucking toss bag shit of a poxy fucking advert. Fuck them all with a fucking baseball bat.

And I would also like to kill every fucking pointless shithawk in the country who now says "simples" all the fucking time, as if they are at the fucking vanguard of modern fucking culture. Piss-stinking cunts.

And on a pendantic note, since when have fucking meerkats been from Eastern Europe, eh? Not even fucking geographically accurate, you hateful, useless fucking CUNTS.

I'm going to post this on TMT as well.

I'm also pretty sure that meerkats don't wear smoking jackets.

I have already posted this on TMT.

Luther wrote:Fuck them all with a fucking baseball bat.

:throbbing heart smilie:


The meerkats are so utterly cute though! I would however second the baseball bat-fucking for the retards who say 'simples'.

Okay, it's a no to the meerkats then. I shall consider options.

Sloths are very cool, Lu.

That is quality. I was tempted by the loris, though.

A tree just fell over behind our house! This is not appropriate to this thread, but I thought I'd mention it.

Brightside wrote:

Luther wrote:Fuck them all with a fucking baseball bat.

:throbbing heart smilie:


The meerkats are so utterly cute though!

Real meerkats are fab, but as for those things on the advert, I'm with Luther. That advert gives me The Rage. Not as much Rage as Michael Winner induces in me, but The Rage, nontheless.

Now I have that fucking god awful psuedo Slavic accent in my head. I feel The Rage rising.

That sloth is calming me slightly.

Game over for the tree, then.

Ex-tree. It went with one hell of a crash, thus disproving that thing about trees falling over quietly if no-one is watching them.

I think that is a theory that you have completely butchered from the original point of the theory Lu.

Horses are tasty but I can't remember if we were discussing horses in this thread or the other one.

Were you aroused afterwards, Freak? My sister tells me that her husband is [i]always[i] enthusiastic after eating horse meat, but I'm never sure if it's a) coincidence b) all in the head, thus French macho cock hardening or c) a physical possibility.

I was 13 at the time so the answer is Yes I was aroused, but I don't think that could be necessarily anything to do with the horse, but more that I was a 13 year old boy who was horny all the fucking time.

Your 'oh, it was this one' comment now makes more sense to me, Vermetta.

I think that think is if no-one's there to hear it, Lu.

Which can be put to bed, actually, as as sound is vibrations travelling through the air that are picked up and by the ear, and then interpreted as sound by the brain. So if a tree falls down in the forest with no-one to hear it makes potential sound. I'd like to see those Zen Buddhists get one past me, the safron robed twats. Huh.

Hello Luther!

Lucretia wrote:Hello Luther!

What?

Simples!