Fucking get on with it

My admin application has STILL not been agreed. What is going on? If you don't hurry up I'm going to report you to The Internet.

I'll do it tomorrow. Honest.

Could you not ask the police to pay her a visit, Luther? Do they have them up in Cumbria?

We have armed police, you can't move for them, they clogg up the chippy.

There's a lot of sheep rustling up there, you see.

I didn't think wool made that noise.

Are the sheep made of a different fabric up there?

Do rustlers dream of taffeta sheep?

Sorry, that should be sheep rusting. They're made from wire wool.

That has made me titter.

I wanted an all-out laugh but I'm in an open-plan office inhabited by nosey plague-ridden cow-orkers [sic].

Open plan offices are never conducive to internet based skiving. Especially when the cow-orkers are nosey. No.

'Cow-orker' has been noted for future use.

I too like 'cow-orker', but sometimes it doesn't quite cut it like 'cunt worker' (without the hyphen) does.

Cunt worker is occasionally apt. Though not where I work now, fortunately.

You are lucky. I shouldn't complain really, as I work with some cracking people, but I am also on the same payroll as some true, worthless cunts. Although sometimes I don't mind the cunts. I am so limp honestly. Today though, the receptionist almost made me bite through my own knuckle. I swear, I looked at her this afternoon and wondered how a mammal (we are mammals aren't we, Marm?) could sit in one spot, moving its mouth and using its vocal chords while being such an annoying, egotistical, retarded cunt. All at the same time! She can be nice mind. Now and then.

Just not today, obviously.

lol, and yes, we are mammals. I know you knew that, but think, you have mammary glands, which is where the word comes from. Not yours specifically, like, just mammary glands in general.

I actually wasn't that sure about the mammals thing, but I will use the mammory glands as my pointer for remembrance in future. Thank you

Isn't it more to do with live births? Apart from some fish. Like those awful ones I ended up with.

No, it's milk and hair, they are unique to mammals. Some reptiles have live birth, and some mammals lay eggs.

Disgusting. I would see the end of almost every species on earth if I had my way.

And I can't even work out what milk and hair means. Well I can obviously, but I can't.

Lactation is overrated.