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That's why the constellations the great bear and the little bear are called Ursa Major and Ursa Minor :teacher:
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I just want to know because where I get lights affects what time I leave work tonight because I am a Giant Girly Wuss and don't want to drive in the dark on the motorway.
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Apparently some modern cars are equipped with their own lights.
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Freakoid wrote:That's why the constellations the great bear and the little bear are called Ursa Major and Ursa Minor :teacher:
Where do you think littlebear got her user name from?
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Ursa Major is also called "The Plough" which is a bit rude.
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Freakoid wrote:Apparently some modern cars are equipped with their own lights.
But I can't use my high beams on a motorway.
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What's rude about a plough?
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Oh Batters. You're so innocent.
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I've not been called that for a while.
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Freakoid wrote:That's why the constellations the great bear and the little bear are called Ursa Major and Ursa Minor :teacher:
Well, well. I knew I'd read Ursa Major and Minor somewhere. I still would have got it if The Sun had put up a photo of a bald tiger and you'd given us the clue 'Everyone: Loud Succint Answers please!'. You just wanted to make it difficult.
And ofbloodycourse with Ursa and littlebear. I should have known. I've no idea why The Plough is rude mind. Are you depraved and find rudeness in everything, Freakoid?
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Batters wrote:What's rude about a plough?
See! It's not just me.
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Oh. Perhaps it's just a verb I've made up.
I would totally plough her.
I would totally plough her.
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He's actually quite a nice boy, so I'm a bit worried about the plough thing. Maybe he will elaborate.
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S doesn't say the plough thing and he's cruder than oil.
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Thinking on; 'to plough' is actually quite imaginative. Definitely preferable than the twee 'to roger' but maybe not as graphic or easily identifiable as 'to ram'. Women are utterly hopeless when it comes to euphemisms for what they want to do to men though, aren't they.
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You know. Plough, rut, wreck, sports fuck, destroy. Any of those romantic terms.
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Good top of the page action there I am Godzilla! You are Japan!
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Wreck and destroy can be fairly endearing from the right person. But sports fuck?? It doesn't even sound right, grammatically like. I'm going to sports fuck you. Nope. Lame as anything.
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Lol! Men are weird.
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I think Brad Pitt used the term "Sports fuck" in Fight club.
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That doesn't make it any less ridiculous. Brad Pitt's a bit ridiculous generally, though.
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Exactly. And I'm sure that the part he played in Fight Club was of a geeky, wet, office boy who had an over active imagination. My cat would probably have more success 'sports fucking' than he would.
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No, Edward Norton played the geeky boy. Brad Pitt played his don't give a fuck, destroy the world, fuck the girls alter-ego.
There are probably spoilers to fight club up there.
There are probably spoilers to fight club up there.
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I worked out it was a bear. I just thought you ought to know that.
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I worked it out because I am Very Clever.
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