Hello and Welcome

Hello.

I know I said I was never doing this again, but hey, what the hell. If it all goes hideously pear shaped I'm blaming Topcat.

Anyway, to some of you I am Batvia, to some of you I am Lusan/Lu/Lucretia. I've set this place up to round up some lost souls who've been dispersed across the internet and as a place where utter, abject stupidity can be celebrated and enjoyed. And where people can talk a lot about badgers.

It's not replacing, or rivalling, or doing anything like that. It's just here. If it's me and Topcat bouncing off the walls, then that makes me as happy as if it is busy.

But. Anyway. Get stuck in. Please flag up any glitches (I am a bit shit at the techy bit) and any suggestions for improvement will be attemted.
Cheers!

To me, you are Batcretia. :nods:

But what if I don't like badgers? Do I still have to discuss them? Have you SEEN how big they are? With their rough fur, and nasty teeth - I swear they're related to Jack Russells in their black and whiteness.

The badgers are compulsory. Marmalade Fires would cry if we didn't talk about badgers.

This board is racist.

Sorry, this site does not accept user older than 99 years old

I have set it so I will turn 100 tomorrow. I wonder if it will ban me.

I can live in hope

That smilie's hideous. You're not in bad nick for a 99 year old, Vermin.

Isn't it just?

Ta for setting this up, Excretia.